Little Pip-Speaks: Volume 13

The New Year, New Quips, Same Old Silly Pip edition.
 

Pip-speak #1:

Piper {refusing a nap}: I can't sleep. I promise not to be cranky. I'll try my best. 

Pip-speak #2:

Piper {regarding her chalkboard drawing}: I hafta unrase it. 

Pip-speak #3:

Piper {referring to Fin stomping around}: Do you hear her footprints?

Pip-speak #4:

Piper {to Daddy}: You are the silliest billy you ever billied. 

Pip-speak #5:

Piper: Mom, you're the best mommy in the world. You get a medal {puts imaginary medal on my neck}. And I'm the best piper in world. Here is my medal. {puts imaginary medal on her neck}. We match!

Pip-speak #6:
Piper {after opening a new set of footie pajamas on Christmas Eve}: They're my new jammies? Do I get to keep them? I've always wanted jammies like this!

Pip-speak #7:
Piper {singing}: Alice the camel has no humps. Alice is a...corn! 

Mama: A corn? Not horse?

Piper: Yes. A corn is a type of hedgehog

Mama: {???}

Pip-speak #8:

Piper: I stuck both of my stickers together and put them on Fin's car seat because she's the sweetest girl I've ever seen. 

Pip-speak #9:

Mama: Do you like your new  playhouse? Who do you think got you that? 
Piper: I think Father Christmas brought it!

Pip-speak #10:

Piper {after throwing a fit about who knows what}: I need something to wipe my tears. I will use my jammies and then we can wash them in the dryer.

Pip-speak #11:
Piper: Mama! Today we made snow ice cream! We used healthy snow, mama!
Mama: Healthy snow? 
Piper: Yeah. The white ones. Not yellow.

Pip-speak #12:
Piper {shopping with my mom}: G'mi, can we get a card for mommy and daddy?
G'mi: Sure, what do you want it to say?
Piper: I want it to say thank you for G'mi.

Pip-speak #13:

Piper {in the backseat of the car}: I love you. Period. So come back soon. {pause...} I was talking on my phone.

(sounds like maybe someone has overheard her share of "voice to texts"?)

Pip-speak #14:

Piper {after seeing a shirt she liked at a store with my mom}: G'mi! You could buy me that for my birthday! 
G'mi: If I do, Piper you're going to have to forget I bought it and be surprised on your birthday. 
Piper: I can do that G'mi. I can forget. 
Piper {smiling, repeating under her breath}: I will not forget I will not forget I will not forget.

Pip-speak #15:

Mama: Daddy's going to be home in a little bit, because he has to help someone paint. 

Piper: Why?

Mama: Well because they need help so they asked daddy to come over. 
Piper: Because they needed a big strong man! 

Pip-speak #16:

Piper: Dear Jesus: Thank you for the food. Thank you for the wonderful meal. Thank you for the trip to the library, Jesus. Amen. 

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